Goodbye.

Do you ever feel like you don’t have a reason to stay with something anymore?  I’m at that point right now.  I think about just quitting this blog and all of that…  I’m not sure if I should but at the same time I won’t be writing anymore on this or anything (mostly because of lack of motivation).  I think its time to say goodbye.

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Part 4 of Random Cat Story!!!

As soon as we reach the other cave entrance a horrible stench reaches my nose.  I almost fall off Jeffry the Purple Pegasus.

“Holy Crapoli, what the hell is that!” I exclaim, my eyes watering.

A short, built woman next to me gags “cat spray.”

UGH.  Cat spray.  Another term for cat pee.  Comments come from all around me as the Pegasuses head deeper into the cave like “Oh Dear God” or “Oh sweet baby jesus” or in my case “How the bananas did this much cat pee get everywhere?  Like I’m wondering if they made cat pee febreeze or something.”

Then I shut my mouth because when I open it I can taste it.  After three hours of walking down the wide cave I become concerned.  Shouldn’t we have found something by now?  Ugh, just another day in the US of A I guess.  Freaking bananas.  This sucks.  I just want to be back home to Texas.  After a short break we head on down the cave for three more hours until we reached a huge opening.  I stick my head out the cave and smell nothing, just the clean outside air.  To my confusion I realize the smell of the cat pee is still strong in the cave.  I look down outside the cave.  All I see is the side of a mountain.  Frustrated I begin to climb sideways to a flat surface that somewhat sticks out of the mountain.  Once I reach it I look down cautiously.  It’s freezing cold up here as a result of the altitude and cloudiness.  Wind whips at my face as I try to make out any buildings.  I see a city that seems tiny and then I see it.  The only identifiable building I can see from up here.  Chuckie Cheese.  Horror sweeps over me as I realize that the building that I thought was Chuckie Cheese was not……………………………………………………………………………………………..

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Just kidding yeah it was totally Chuckie Cheese. 

 

Part Three of Random Cat Story

“What the heck was that!” I exclaim, fear creeping into my voice.

“The wind” Steve the unicorn says then rolls his eyes.

“Oh…” I reply embarrassed.

So onward all of us neighbors go, we leave the all the horses outside the cave (except for Steve because he’s a unicorn) and enter the cave with extreme(ish) caution.  After thirty minutes, we’ve reached the end of the cave and guess what?  Our cats aren’t there.
Sighing I look around for anything they could be hidden in, or by.

“Hey look!” Someone points out.

“At what?” I ask, looking everywhere but the place he pointed.

“Up there!” The man says.

I look up and there’s an entrance to another cave…. A cave entrance impossible to reach.

“DAMMIT” I scream flopping my arms around like an idiot.

Just then Steve the Unicorn screeches this weird sound and Pegasuses fly in the cave, prepared to take us up to the other cave.  I jump on top of the white one and we fly up to the other entrance.

Part 2 of Random Cat Story!!!

Steve stumbles on a rock and the both of us go down.

“GOSH DANG IT STEVE I DON’T PAY YOU TO FALL!!!” I scream.

“You don’t pay me at all!” Steve screams back.

“Well then…  I feed you!”

“Yeah once a week!” Steve says annoyed.

“Well you’re magical so why can’t you get some food yourself?” I ask

“I don’t eat.”

“THEN WHY DO I FEED YOU!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!”  I ask enraged.

“I never said you had to” Steve replies.

I sigh, Steve and I get up refusing to speak to each other.  I get back on Steve and Steve continues walking up the mountain to the cave.

We reach the cave in about an hour.

“What’s the plan?” Mrs. Gold asks.

“Uh, what the h e double hockeysticks?  When did you get here?  No one invited you!” I say confused.

“I’ve been here the whole time!” She replies even happier than she had before.

“Okay,” I shake my head and point to a dark haired dark eyed woman sitting on the brown horse behind me, “You and…” I move my arm to a random blonde haired blue eyed man toward the back left, “you, watch Mrs. Gold”  I finally finish.

“How’d I get on this horse” Mrs. Gold says shakily.

The whole group behind me begins to mutter lots of things like “yeah how did I get this horse” or “I don’t even own a horse!”

“HEY SHUT UP!” I scream.

Everyone immediately stops talking.

“Steve got the horses for you, he’s got connections to you know the Horse, Unicorn, Pegasus, animal world.”  I say.

“Hey does anyone hear that?” Asks a tall dark skinned woman in the back.

Everyone listens attentively.  Cat yowling sounds from inside the cave.

“I’M COMING FOR YOU LEONARDO!!!” I scream.  (Leonardo is my cat, named after Leonardo DiCaprio.)

We all jump off our horses (and in my case unicorn) to head inside the cave in search for the cats.

WHOOSH!

Something runs by us quickly.

So I suppose I should tell you all a little about myself but I’m not going to so here is something I’m going to start.  I’ll say something that makes me think and you know you can think about it too :).

Okay so if unicorns are fantasy creatures and animals adapt to their surroundings, what if there were unicorns but they found no use for their horn anymore or something.  Maybe it was a negative thing I dunno but what if they adapted to become what we call horses…  OR what if one day (I think this one makes more sense haha) horses have to adapt to different surroundings and grow a horn to become a unicorn?

Random Cat story part one.

“Shut up I know you took our cats.  You’re really creepy and you seem to be the only person who would really steal cats around here.” I say my hands on my hips infuriated that my cat had seemed to disappear into thin air along with everyone in our neighborhood’s cats.

“I swear I didn’t!” the man argues.

“My cat is gone too!” Mrs. Gold screams from across the street.

“You’re cat has been dead for three years Mrs. Gold” I yell back.

“What was that?” Mrs. Gold asks turning the right side of her head toward me.

“What is her problem?” I ask out loud to no one in particular.

“Nothing Mrs. Gold, you should take a nap now” I say back.

She nods and heads inside.  I roll my eyes and then  feel kind of bad because she’s really old.

“Anyways,” I turn back to the man, “Jerry we know you have them, where did you put them?”

He smiles in a way that probably made all of us neighbors uncomfortable. 

“You’ll never find them” he cackles and then falls to the ground dead.

“Well…  That was weird” I say.

The woman next to me nods in agreement.

*Three Hours Later*

“OH THE ROAD GOES EVER ON AND ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Steve the unicorn sings.

“Shut up Steve and keep walking on” I reply.

Steve exhales sharply and continues walking up the rocky terrain.  A line of other neighbors continue down after me on their horses (I got to be the leader because I have a unicorn) on a mission to find our cats.  Jerry was crazy so we just had a hunch he’d go up a mountain to hide the cats…  That and we found a map with an X marks the spot in a cave on this mountain labeled “hidden cats” so you know I had a hunch that the cats were there.